Today was the best day I’ve had in a very long time :) 

3:03pm
I was wrong. We were swarmed. I hate people.

9:43am
There’s a storm a brewin’. Surely people won’t be wanting pizza, right?

1:20am
Finally fell asleep when something hits my window startling me. I check outside but, nothing. A few minutes later the same exact thing happens again. Still, nothing outside.. So it happens a third time and I stay in bed. Night.

    me: hey dude can i borrow that game
    friend: *nervously looks into kinect camera* uh.. no.. why don't you just buy it at full retail price
    me: why are you so sweaty
    friend: *points at kinect* it's watching us..

True life: My Father is Addicted to Candy Crush